Funny SMS : can you lend me 2000 Rs?

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Funny SMS : I'm at the police station

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Funny SMS : When I was born

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Funny SMS : One day Santas Girlfriend

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Funny SMS : When i open my eyes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

Funny SMS : upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
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