EXam’s song by Munna bha

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Exam SMS : Itne kum marks

Exam SMS

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!


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Student SMS : Good news for NUST University students

Congratulations!
Good news for NUST University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

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Exam SMS : 3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p


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Exam SMS : eXams are there

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

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Exam SMS : Wats d height of hope

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

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Exam SMS : koi exam result ka insurance kara deta

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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Student SMS : Movie Title Related to Engineers

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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Exam SMS : A GENIUS Is A Person

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

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Exam SMS :Na waqt itna k sallybus

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye


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Exam SMS : Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?


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Exam SMS : All i want you is to be courageous

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams


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Exam SMS : A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p



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Zardari SMS : NAWAZ SHARIF Ne Poocha

NAWAZ SHARIF Ne Poocha ‘ZARDARI’ Se,
Ye Zulm Ke Khilaaf Kis Ne Awaaz Uthai?

To Door Se “Faraz” Ki Awaaz Aai

ALTAF BHAI
ALTAF BHAI . . .

Zardari SMS :Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha

Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..
Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy
Aur
Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain

Jeenay Doo Zardari

Zardari SMS :Zardari Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha

Zardari Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha.

Nawaz Sharif Mila Or Bola:
Allah Ke Nam Pe Kuch Tu De Do Sayen

Zardari:
Chal Aa Beth.
Tuj Ko 1 Aur ‘Chakkar’ Deta Hoon.

Zardari SMS : Zaradari Golden Words

*Golden Words*

Jo Pasia De Us Se Ley Lo,
Aur Jo Na De Us Se Cheen Lo…

Moulana Sheikh ASIF ALI ZARDARI..!

Zardari SMS : Pakistan Bech K

Aakhir Ek Din
Kisi K Hath Kuch Nai Ayega

Har Koi Khali Hath Jaye Ga

Sab Yaheen Reh Jaye Ga

QK
Us Din Qayamat
NAHI
Zardari Pakistan Bech K Nikal Jaye Ga

Zardari SMS : Miyan Biwi Ko Milwana

Miyan Biwi Ko Milwana Boht Sawab Ka Kam Hai.

Aap Dil Se Dua Krain K

ALLAH Tala

Jald-Az-Jald

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Asif Zardari Ko

Be’Nazir Se Mila De…

AAMEEN

Faraz SMS : Indian To Pakistani

Indian To Pakistan Humare Pass Shahrukh, Amir Khan, Salman Khan, Akshay Kumar Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai ?







Pakistani: Humare Paas "FARAZ"
Hai

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Faraz SMS : Jinhone Kabhi Parhi Nahi Namaz-E-Jumma

Jinhone Kabhi Parhi Nahi Namaz-E-Jumma

FARAZZ


Wo Loog Musharraf K Istifay Par Nafil Par Rahay Thay







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Faraz SMS : Zardari Asked Faraz

Zardari Asked FARAZ

Tum Me Or Mujhme Kya Fark Ha?

FARAZ Replied : Simple

Ap Poore Mulk Ki Bajarahe Hen

Or Poora Mulk Mere Baja Raha Ha ;):-D

Faraz Poetery

Hote hy barhe zalim yaktarfa mohabat Faraz....
Wo yad to ate hy.Pr yad nahe karte......

Faraz SMS : GAJNI DEKH K SOCHTA HO FARAZ

GAJNI DEKH K SOCHTA HO FARAZ
KAASH HUM AMIR KHAN HOTAY
OS BEWAFA KO BHULA DEY TA
OR DOSRI KO PATA LEYTA

Faraz SMS : YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA

YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA REE

Faraz SMS : baray zalim Hai tEre shehr ke log

Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~.... Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“

Funny SMS : can you lend me 2000 Rs?

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Funny SMS : I'm at the police station

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

Funny SMS : When I was born

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Funny SMS : One day Santas Girlfriend

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Funny SMS : When i open my eyes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

FriendShip SMS : Moon said to me

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Flirt SMS : Last Night Shaitan Come

Last Night Shaitan Come In My Dream & Said That he Wantedto Disturb good People. I Gave Him ur Number
But He Said TO me thai : I Can't Disturb my Boss":.!

Funny SMS : upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!!

Love SMS : Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day